little steevo learns the birds and the bees

I was IMing with Randy today...

Here is the convo edited for clarity...

stevoo says:

when i was like 10 or so
i had like no pubes unless I squinted a whole bunch...
steevo says (3:54 PM):
i was sittin in the bathtub playing w/ my fav tub toy...
fascinating thang u know...
so in walks mom
i say
LOOK what I can do.... and I wave mr happy back and forth
rboy7336@gmail.com says (3:54 PM):
heheh
steevo says (3:54 PM):
mom did not miss a beat and sed
"thats called an erection, son
it should feel very good to touch it..
i agreed
she sed someday when you are a few yrs older when you have lots of pubic hair
your penis will put out a fluid
and if your erection is inside a woman's body
it might make a baby
remember when we talked about this?
i did of course
steevo says (3:57 PM):
she smiled and sed
"well u r growing up aren't u? ... have fun...."
and left...

rboy7336@gmail.com says (3:57 PM):
JESUS, that was the birds and bees talk u had...mid wank....

steevo says (3:57 PM):
THAT is perfect sex ed
rboy7336@gmail.com says (3:57 PM):
rofl
steevo says (3:58 PM):
not sure it was a wank cuz i waz just playing with it... prolly did not know to stroke...
I no guilt... in my home sex was just matter of fact... like lasagna... part of life
...so soon they reviewed wet dreams
and were careful that I knew what to expect...
and told me not to be upset when it happens
...so one morning i come out yelling,
"mom, dad .... guess what????
i had a wet dream last nite...
not much came out... but enuf to be wet"
(*dan the precocious bastard beat me by more than 6 months*)
then we all 3 giggled
they sed congratulations...
this is a big day for you
rboy7336@gmail.com says (4:00 PM):
lol....ur parents were pretty open me thinks...
steevo says (4:00 PM):
1000%
lotta family nudity too... old hippies i guess
rboy7336@gmail.com says (4:01 PM):
lol... epic... musta been fun growing up
steevo says (4:01 PM):
oh it was
i think it is 1 reason i did not know i was gay
or could be with dan
i liked naked
steevo says (4:02 PM):
of any kind
rents and i did lots of gentle sexual humor
not gross... but references to bodies
size, etc. [so I knew sex was FUN!]
later they told me they did it on purpose...
so i would think sex was just part of life
and not shameful or nasty
steevo says (4:03 PM):
rboy7336@gmail.com says (4:03 PM):
cool...
steevo says (4:03 PM):
we would talk about sex or i could ask questions anywhere anytime
one rule...
just between us 3
private ...not bad
they told me some people might be uncomfortable...
steevo says (4:04 PM):
in school i was always the sexpert

(hey i should blog this)

all my fellow 4th graders knew i knew the right stuff
and i did 90% of the time
i was a science nerd too...
if i did not know the answer
they'd tell me to ask the rents and let them know and i did...

rboy7336@gmail.com says (4:05 PM):
ya, it would be a good post to blog...deff a unique childhood...

steevo says (4:05 PM):
i never told the rents why i was asking those school questions...
at some level i knew to be kewl....
rboy7336@gmail.com says (4:05 PM):
lol ...thats epic man... END

Dan's rents were about the same... we both had a very grounded sense of sexuality...
we try to convince my rents to write a book.... no luck so far...

steevo in cali
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